Sunday, September 28, 2008

Why (almost certainly) NFL football has lost all of its credibility

Lately I've been watching football and baseball games on mute. Today I flipped from the Battle of the Bay to the delightfully hilarious blunderings of the Battle of Ohio only to flip to probably the most despicable play ever captured on a football camera.

As an Arizona player writhed on the ground in agony (during a play, which, if it had occurred on a soccer field, would have been immediately blown dead) Brett Favre completed a touchdown pass, after which teammates congratulated him, patted him on the back and crowned him master of the universe whilst seemingly oblivious to the injury on the field.

(Sound of me spitting on the ground)

Fucking disgraceful!

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Case and point: A Cardinals player is injured at the most crucial moment in the Dallas vs. Arizona game and cannot leave the field. The Cardinals were penalized five yards which allowed Dallas to convert the field goal.

Now, thank you Troy Aikman for standing up in the Cardinal's defense, saying it was an unfair and illegitamite penalty.

Please change the rule to keep the Peyton Mannings and the Tom Bradys, the Brett Favres and the Tony Romos of the league from taking undue advantage of an injury.

Change the rule.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Valentine's Day Message

No writer penned the forms of love better than Marcel Proust. Watch how the sight of his grandmother's hotel room, her chair in particular, gets his imagination spinning:

"It's furnishings were also different, including armchairs embroidered in filigree and embossed with pink flowers, which seemed to be the source of the fresh and pleasant smell one encountered on entering. At that late-morning moment, when rays of sunlight came in from more than one aspect and seemingly from other times of day, breaking the angles of the walls, setting side by side on the chest of drawers a reflection from the beach and a wayside altar of colors as variegated as flowers along a lane, alighting brightly on the wainscot with the warm tremble of folded wings ready to fly away, warming like bathwater a country mat by the little courtyard window, which the sunshine festooned like a vine, adding to the charm and the decorative complexity of the furnishings by seeming to peel away the flowered silk of the armchairs and unpick their braidings, that room where I loitered for a moment before dressing for outing was a prism in which the colors of the light from outside were dispersed, a hive in which all the heady nectars of the day awaiting me were still separate and ungathered but already visible, a garden of hopes shimmering with shafts of silver and rose petals. My very first act had been to open my curtains, in my impatience to see which sea was playing by the shore each morning like a Nereid. Whichever one it was, it was never there for more than a day. The following day, it would be replaced by another one, which at times resembled it; but I never saw the same one twice"
"Place Names: The Place," In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower